Wool knickers vs Brazilian

I am a hairy woman (the Leo ascendant is to blame. And my genes. My mum can braid her leg hairs and I am not lying!). 
I do wax my legs in the summer. Sometimes. But the thing about waxing - like any other beauty regime - is that I can´t get it done fast enough, so I never manage to get rid of it all. Or I run out of wax strips before I have finished.
The result becomes kind of au naturel.
Native style,  like Alec Baldwin´s character is calling it in It´s complicated.  
Though he was referring to the bikini line. You know, those hairs that shows on the outside of your bikini pants.
I didn´t even realize that I had such a wild growing bush - my stomach is so big that I need to suck it hard in to be able to see it and you can bet that´s not something I do very often.
But at the beach the other day, one of the goddesses pointed at me and asked:
"Are you wearing your wool knickers today?"
Well, summer is almost ended, winter will arrive and wool knickers will be more useful than a Brazilian thong.
I´ll let my leg hairs grow, too. They are the only fur coat I´ll ever get.