Gynecologist stories

I know why women only holidays are so popular. It´s simply so much more FUN to have vacation with the girls than with your hubby.  (OK, strictly, I am not on holidays with these goddesses staying with me know, but it feels like.)
Day two and we´re already onto true gynecologist stories.
(Names and places changed for the sake of anonymity)

Story One: Glam at the Gyn
Linda had an appointment with her gynecologist. Like most women, her life was really busy and she didn´t have time to shower before going, but decided to give her better parts a quick wash. So she grabs a washing cloth she finds on the bath tub, does the job and leaves for her appointment.
At the gyn she gets undressed, gets onto the table, spreads her legs and tries to think about something nice while getting over with it.
"Wow, we´ve made ourselves pretty today," the doctor says as examining her.
Linda thought it was a weird thing to say, but didn´t comment. She gets dressed, pays and leaves. Not thinking about it until she comes home in the afternoon and her six year old daughter asks her:
"Mum, have you seen my glitter?! I had it in a wash cloth on the bath tub!"

Story two: Dr.Kildare
Anna had an appointment with her gynecologist, but as she arrives at the office the secretary tells her that her doctor is ill and that´s she´s got an appointment with her colleague. This other gynecologist is well-known for being both young, handsome, sexy and very kind and caring. Let´s call him Dr.Kildare.
"There´s no way I can undress in front of him," Anna thinks to herself, but before she manages to say that she´d rather come back another day she finds herself in his office. Dr. Kildare greets her with a warm and kind smile and says: "What can I do for you today, Anna?"
Anna stretches out her trembling arms: "My hands hurt real bad!"